• “Gather round children and listen to a tale of when the devices in your pocket had neither gps nor wifi…”

  • Under construction. Do not tarry.

  • This is a test of the emergency broadcast network. This is only a test.

  • The Golden Rule

    When I was in second grade, I asked my grandma what the Golden Rule meant. (For those of you who knew her, you’ll totally recognize her style here.) She asked me to pretend that I was going to die and come back as a totally random person in a random place. She made sure I knew that I might come back as white or black or male or female or rich or poor or any other person that exists in the world. Since I couldn’t be sure who I would come back as, Grandma asked me to think about what I would want the world to be like before I became this new person. That is what the Golden Rule means, she said. Ever since that day, I have lived my life making choices largely driven by that simple conversation. I doubt she knew how impactful it was to me, but boy was she one wise woman. I miss my Grandmother. The world needs more people like her.

  • If you read this report and are still cool with our healthcare system, you are one sick bastard. In a study of over 9 million people diagnosed with cancer, over 50% will lose their home and/or declare bankruptcy. doi.org/10.1016/j…

  • Oregon is so beautiful.

  • I am currently cat sitting for my sister-in-law. She’s actually a really sweet animal. The cat, I mean…

  • What a terrible display of lemons. We can do better!!!

  • I just found out that it’s #nationalpugday

  • I’m not crying! I just got some dust in my eye… m.youtube.com/watch

  • This might take a while…

  • Cleaning out my office a little today and came across this. Did people actually pay money to call the tip hotline? That’s like $1.50 with inflation!

  • Bleacher Report on Dwight Howard: “The addition of Howard feels like when a failing sitcom sloppily shoehorns a baby into the picture. It’s a classic last-gasp effort to mask staleness and stay relevant before the audience loses interest.” 🏀

  • Had a great time at the Portland Greek festival last night. You have to convert your cash into “talents” to purchase things. My favorite were the loukomades!

  • Special Seahawks edition Snickers.

  • My kid is a nut.

  • Swift’s utter inability to convert between a CGFloat and a Double is one of the most infuriating things about the language on a day-to-day basis. Grrrrrrr……

  • Have we reached peak Slack? Check out this list: standuply.com/slack-cha…

  • Blazers Fan Fest 2018 🏀
    Let’s get this season started!!!

  • The NBA preseason starts today and I couldn’t be more ready for it! I really need a distraction after the past couple weeks.

  • Last week, we launched a beautiful new update for the De Las Mias app. It’s always a great feeling to put something out in the world that is focused on helping people! If you have an Android device, check it out here: play.google.com/store/app…

  • Reorganized my home screen.

  • So far Mojave is running well. Dark mode is pretty jarring at the moment though because so many apps and sites haven’t been updated to support it. Not sure if I will keep it.

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